I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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