Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
