so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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