please come you make the beer taste better
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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