Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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