walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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