i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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