he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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