i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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