If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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