Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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