God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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