cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think a kid would responsible me up
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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