He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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