At least make sure they are 18
Why
This girl is more easily done than said...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
