We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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