bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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