I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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