do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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