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(239): View more from Florida

so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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(559): View more from California

You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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(248): View more from Michigan

When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.

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(360): View more from Washington

In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip

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(208): View more from Idaho

You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.

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(831): View more from California

She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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(289): View more from Ontario

I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.

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