I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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