Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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