i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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