grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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