Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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