Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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