a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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