i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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