Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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