Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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