im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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