yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is Oprah even human
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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