I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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