I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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