Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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