And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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