i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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