Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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