ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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