Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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