So drunk its hurt
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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