How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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