this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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