Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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