You're a womanizer and a bitch.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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