I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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