What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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