Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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