worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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