..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i believe in u and ur pee
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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