Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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