clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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