they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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