We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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